a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
So excited for Bake Off next Wednesday.
I’M EVEN MORE EXCITED THAN BERRY
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
And maybe Martin Freeman.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
A Game of Aesthetics
The real reason Ser Jorah Mormont was banished.