A Game of Aesthetics
The real reason Ser Jorah Mormont was banished.
Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup
But I have a few extra points to give out
500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”
*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*
did he fucking decapitate someone?
he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm
i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes
And Michael does a Magneto hand
does fassbender say “oh jeepers” because i think he says oh jeepers
Looks like Hugh is starting a rap battle.
"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it." - The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.